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She was consoling one of her best friends after a bad breakup. She asked her friend why they broke up - and thats when she told her that they broke up because his dick was too big! What kind of shi
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She was consoling one of her best friends after a bad breakup. She asked her friend why they broke up - and thats when she told her that they broke up because his dick was too big! What kind of shi
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Saigon/Ho Chi Minh City - Washington, DC = 8997 Air Miles = approx 5.72×10^9 inches =
5,712,000,000 inches, so 5.7 billion or British - 5.7 thousand million times rate/inch!!
Several Military Officers Negotiating Discharge Bonuses for Early Out Downsizing; one offer involves being paid by the Inches from Balls to Any other Point on their Body, as Measured by Doctor:
Officer 1 - Tip of My Right Big Toe
Officer 2 - Tip of My Right Index Finger -- Stretching His Arm above Head
Officer 3 - Oh, I guess my Navel will be OK. Doc: "Are You Sure?" Offcr: "Yeah that'll Do." Doc: "OK, Drop your pants." Officer drops pants. Doc: "WTF, Where are your Balls?!!" Offcr: "Oh, They're in a Rice Paddy in Nam where I was hit by shrapnel."